Tweets

    (Source: einsteinonacid)

    • Tumblr: gay until proven straight
    • Celebrity/fiction Character: *proven straight*
    • Tumblr: ...Gay.
    Problems of teenagers.
    • most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
    • me: why can't I untangle these earphones
    i always try telling people stuff but they just walk away, and then they wonder why stuff gets too much and i didn’t tell them
    • me: roses are red
    • me: violets are red
    • me: tulips are red
    • me: oh shit the garden's on fire

    letsmakeasuicidepact:

    made this coz when i was ten i had a crush on wednesday addams.
    …i’m gonna go make pancakes.